Welcome football fans! As the new Premier League season approaches, it’s that time of year when players are called upon to model their team’s new kits, showcasing the latest designs with all the drama and flair we’ve come to expect.
Clubs have recently taken to revealing kits to players and filming their reactions, often resulting in forced smiles and generic compliments. But fear not, we’re here to give you an honest rundown of this season’s new Premier League home kits, ranked from top to bottom.
1. Chelsea
Sweet fancy Moses. Chelsea’s new kit looks like a sci-fi action film costume gone wrong. The bizarre lava lamp design is a visual assault that leaves much to be desired.
2. Southampton
Southampton’s kit bears a striking resemblance to Brentford’s from previous seasons, lacking the identity fans expect. A disappointing departure from their retro design of last season.
3. Wolverhampton
Wolves’ new kit has raised eyebrows for all the wrong reasons. With a design that seems amateurish, it falls short of expectations. Fans may expect more, especially given rising ticket prices.
4. Ipswich Town
Ipswich’s return to the Premier League comes with a kit that lacks the iconic elements fans associate with the club. The new design may leave some supporters feeling nostalgic for a more traditional look.
5. West Ham United
While West Ham’s kit maintains a classic design, its repetition over the years raises questions about innovation. A clean and simple look, it may disappoint fans looking for something new.
Stay tuned for more rankings and analyses of this season’s Premier League kits. Which team will come out on top? Only time will tell!
